Conan’s gone and done it again. A few months after making us actually care about Ride Along 2 by getting stoned and cruising around with Ice Cube and Kevin Hart, he’s pulled off a similar feat with Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising.
This time, he’s wrangled Zac Efron and Seth Rogen into a high stakes game of Mario Kart 8. What are the stakes, you ask? Loser gets a dick drawn somewhere on their body.
And my oh my, do some dicks ever get drawn — mostly on Conan’s face. “Oh, you should draw like a teardrop dick, like he killed a dick in prison,” Rogen advises a marker-wielding Efron at one point. God bless late night television.
The only question now is, which unnecessary sequel is Conan going to find a way to turn us around on next? Bridget Jones’ Baby, maybe?