The Bachelor is a cultural phenomenon that has been inflicted on innocent viewers for the past 15 years. In that time, we’ve seen 20 bachelors, 12 bachelorettes, countless drunken rants, a Chad and a girl in a shark costume.
At this point, we all knows the franchise’s basic formula: a passably desirable dude is descended upon by a gaggle of 20-something women with questionable job titles and even more questionable ambitions – “I just don’t think she’s here for the right reasons.” They spends 8 weeks together drunk, making out, and going on the worst dates in the history of the world until only one woman is left standing. The eponymous bachelor proposes, maybe, and the couple live happily ever after until breaking up two months later.
It seems though, Dillon Francis, an apparent first time viewer, didn’t get the memo. He uploaded this video of himself watching the latest episode and boy, is he ever fired up. Everything sacred to the show pisses him off — from the public drunkenness to the declaration of wanting to get married after one date. Welcome to the party, pal!