Shouts to the super emo model in the picture above: what’s really good, my man? Why so blue? You’re wearing one of the dopest jackets we’ve seen in a minute. Try to buck up a little, wouldja?
Allow us to explain all that you have to be excited about, homes. The Wilson & Willy’s anorak you’re rocking is crafted from hefty British Millerain waxed canvas and lined with moleskin, meaning it’s virtually weatherproof and warm enough to serve as your top layer all winter long. Looks-wise, it’s laced with a seven-fire-emoji-worthy Black Watch tartan print and two-way zippers that have been finished with contrasting leather pulls. Oh, yeah, and the entire thing was built in the (Obama-era) US of A.
So try a smile already, guy! You look crispy as hell. If you’d prefer to be wearing something else, feel free to send that ish right on over. We’re more than happy to take it off your hands.
Oh, so now you’ve got your back turned to us, too? Real mature, Bradley.