Dart Guy Is Back with a Ridiculous Toronto Argonauts Makeover
You remember Dart Guy, right? The paunchy Toronto Maple Leafs fanboy who became Internet famous during the NHL playoffs because of his elaborate face paint and his heart disease-inducing habit. This dude was everywhere for a hot minute.
A Legend is Born: Dart Guy: https://t.co/vHssWp7CTp pic.twitter.com/ZNrILWdwxv
— TSN (@TSN_Sports) April 18, 2017
Well, Dart Guy has returned. And because hockey season is over (and it’s a really slow news day), this time he’s grabbing our attention with some over-the-top Toronto Argonauts frippery. He was at the Argos game over the weekend with some brand new face paint, a freshly dyed beard, and a silly fucking hat.
Nice to meet ya Dart Guy! #CFL @LeafsMaz20 pic.twitter.com/Pr67Hb3Ol2
— CFL Fans in Toronto (@CFLFansToronto) June 25, 2017
A new season & new era of @TorontoArgos football kicks off today 4pm @BMOField ! Get down there and support your #Argos #Boatmen #DoubleBlue pic.twitter.com/ArsSTyJXtn
— DartGuy (@LeafsMaz20) June 25, 2017
Heard @Marner93 is at the @TorontoArgos home opener today… if I don't get a picture with that #beauty I'm gonna be disappointed lol. @CFL pic.twitter.com/qXaWZn02bE
— DartGuy (@LeafsMaz20) June 25, 2017
Leafs wunderkind Mitch Marner also happened to be at the game, and went out of his way to snap a glorious selfie with ole Dart-agnan.
My life was made complete tonight @Marner93 is an absolute legend. He heard I was at the game and made sure we got a pic!!!much RESPECT !! pic.twitter.com/mxluLP82Qu
— DartGuy (@LeafsMaz20) June 26, 2017
Noticeably absent, however, was Dart Guy’s defining characteristic: the dart! That’s because the Leafs’ de facto mascot has been getting that sweet Nicorette money. Last month, the nicotine replacement brand paid Dart Guy to be their poster boy. Of course, the deal required Dart Guy to hang up the ciggies. (In public, at least!)
Well this is it, #thefinaldart for #Dartguy , I encourage anyone that's ready to #quitwithdartguy #nicorette #DoSomethingAmazing #Sponsored pic.twitter.com/NP49FpqmK3
— DartGuy (@LeafsMaz20) May 15, 2017
There. Now you’re up to speed on Dart Guy’s life. Man, isn’t the offseason fun?!
