How Do I Maximize the Effectiveness of My Tinder Profile?

As with all matters of the heart, Tinder success comes with a fair amount of mystery (you’d think that ab-flashing, gym selfie would bring all kinds of likes, and yet…).

Common sense is key:

1. Your first photo should only feature you. At a flattering angle.

2. No blurry photos.

3. Keep your clothes on, and avoid clichés (apparently women don’t care for shots of men with recently caught fish).

4. Your dog. If you don’t have a dog, borrow one.

5. Wear a suit, dammit.

6. Smile. Really.