If You’re Going to Date Kelsey Asbille, You’d Best Bring Your A-Game

First, imagine a world where the idea of taking Kelsey Asbille on a date is a feasible one. Stranger things have happened, after all. Now, even in that far-fetched world, you need to know what you’re getting into. It can’t just be plain old dinner-and-a-movie. Moonlight walk on the beach while fireworks explode in the distance? Still won’t cut it. For this, you can blame Asbille’s father — but not for the reason you might think.

“My dad is in the Air Force,” she says. “He took my mom flying in his plane on their very first date! I don’t know how you follow that up on the second date, but I don’t know that you really need to after something that amazing.”

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It’s too bad that, even in your imagined reality, you’re still not a pilot. At least you can watch the 25-year-old actress in August’s Wind River, a thriller co-starring Jeremy Renner and Elizabeth Olsen. “The film has some really dark undertones to it,” she says. “Luckily, Jeremy was great at making me laugh between scenes and wouldn’t let the mood get too depressing.”

On second thought, you definitely won’t be able to compete with an Avengers’ inside jokes. Probably best to start learning how to fly.