Turns out Martha Stewart is a comedic genius, the Playboy Mansion has secret underground tunnels, and more news you need now.
1) Martha Stewart’s jokes were so dirty, even Snoop Dogg was blushing at Comedy Central’s Roast of Justin Bieber
2) Playboy Mansion blueprints reveal underground tunnels to neighbouring celeb homes
3) Meet the celeb-owned music streaming site you’ll probably be using in the near future
4) New York Times prepares to deliver tiny news stories just right for your tiny Apple Watch screen
5) Science tells you how to be a better dancer in the eyes of women
