Rank & File: Our Highly Scientific Ranking of Things That Do and Do Not Deserve Our Attention This Summer

 

Cuff Everything!

Pants, suits, socks, links. Whatever you’ve got. It’s summer. Cuffs—they’re not just for holding cigarettes anymore!

 

Discover Cara Delevingne


She’s in everything right now. Where the hell did this girl come from? We’re not angry—but is she? What’s with those brows?

 

Watch National Lampoon’s Vacation

Ed Helms stars as Rusty Griswold in the latest installment of the iconic series. Ethan Embry and Johnny Galecki must be pissed.

 

What Are The Pan Am Games?

Melissa Humana-Paredes and Taylor Pischke defeat Puerto Rico 2-0 in Women's Beach Volleyball action at the Pan Am Games in Toronto, Ontario on July 14, 2015.

Posted by Volleyball Canada on Wednesday, July 15, 2015

They’re like the Olympics only…who are we kidding? We don’t know what the Pan Am Games are and we’re probably OK with that.

 

Eat Peanut Butter Everything!

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The Calgary Stampede on the other hand? Did you see that? That’s our jam. And speaking of jam, the food this year was all about peanut butter: giant sandwiches, kabobs, funnel cake, “power balls.” Hook us up.

 

Music Festivals…Don’t Go

Unless you’re 21 and still really into Modest Mouse, you probably shouldn’t go. Unless your date is 21 and really into Modest Mouse. Then bust out your sombrero, bro.

 

More Leaks, Please

Last year we got the Sony Hack and Wikileaks. This year? Someone needs to drop an Internet truth bomb—and we’re kind of hoping it helps explain how Big Peanut Butter took over the Stampede food trucks. (See? That’s what we call a callback!)