Who would have thought that a Norse god, capable of unimaginable acts of destruction, could have such an embarrassing home life? We’re talking dad-robe-wearing levels of lameness here, people.
Thanks to the video below — which was originally screened last month at Comic-Con, before leaking over the weekend — we finally know what Thor was up to while the rest of his super-powered chums were busy fighting one another in Captain America: Civil War. And guys, it’s pretty sad.
In addition to being an all-around horrible roommate (tip: don’t leave the hammer and stanky curing meats lying around) and planning his own super-group called Team Thor, the Thunder God goes to lunch with Bruce Banner, where we learn that he’s being ghosted by Tony Stark. Which is easier to do when homeboy can only text through ravens.
Oh, he also busies himself by Beautiful Mind-ing his way through the secrets of Infinity Stones and wondering whether Nick Fury pronounces his name “Furry.”
It’s pretty disheartening to see how far Thor has fallen since, you know, saving the world from total annihilation. But if he acts the same way he does at Darryl’s office around the Avengers… well, we can kind of see why he’s been left behind like the least cool kid at school.
It might be the lamest we’ve ever seen Thor, but it’s definitely the funniest we’ve ever seen Chris Hemsworth.