How Many Drinks Will Make Me Charming? An Asshole?

When it comes to alcohol, there are no hard-and-fast rules. Factors like age, weight, and overall health all contribute to how much you can handle. But it’s true that alcohol can loosen the tongue, which can make you more convivial company. (Pity any first date taking place outside of a bar.)

In fact, a dubious 2015 study at the University of Bristol even suggests that you physically look more attractive after a drink, too. And after that first drink? We can’t be held responsible for how you comport yourself.