We get a deluge of press releases on the daily here at Sharp HQ. We’d be lying if we said we read them all; a sizable chunk of ’em go straight down the junk mail chute. But every now and again, we receive an email that’s so extraordinary — so singular — that it cuts through the noise. A subject line that reads, “WHY RICH HANDSOME MEN MARRY PLAIN WOMEN”? Yup, that’ll do it.
Anna Bey is the founder of the School of Affluence — an “online finishing school” dedicated to teaching students “how to enter the high-society, transform themselves to classy women, and establish connections that will take their life to the level of the elite.” Which, really, is doublespeak for “how to bag a rich boyfriend.” (She is less subtle about this on her YouTube channel. Take it from her, she’s been dating wealthy men for years.) Hey, to each their own hustle.
However, if you’re not an Instagram model, Bey’s got good news for you. You, too, aesthetically challenged female, can snag a hot baller guy! In the below video, Bey breaks down the strange phenomenon wherein “plain Jane deluxe, very unattractive women” get hitched to Bruce Wayne types. She drops such nuggets of wisdom as, some men “want a woman who he can feel in full control of, so they can feel less jealous,” and “if you manage to catch a man in the moment where he’s weak or vulnerable…that’s usually when you are securing the guy.” Cool.
So all it takes, apparently, is finding an insecure, emotionally compromised dude! And here I thought beauty was in the eye of the beholder, or that some guys just like, I dunno, a girl with a good sense of humour. What do I know! I’m just a sucker that has to work for money.