1) Japan’s maglev train breaks yet another speed record
2) Nobody flips a Manhattan penthouse like Rupert Murdoch
3) Reds manager Bryan Price gives us a piece of his mind in this (kind of awesome) expletive-filled rant. We’re sorry?
4) HBO picks up the popular web series High Maintenance, and couldn’t have picked a better time to announce it
5) Robo-chefs in the kitchen have our stomachs rumbling—”We’ll have the boeuf bourguignon tonight, Jeeves.”