The mad flow of the ’90s is back. Here are the men whose headshots you should — and shouldn’t — consider showing to your barber.
Short: Chris Hemsworth
Perfect If: Your boss said the Nordic god look wasn’t office-appropriate.
Our cover star is freshly shorn — perhaps to repent for the role he played in the rise of the man bun.
Medium: Milo Ventimiglia
Perfect If: You’re asserting your authority over bald newborns.
As the hot dad on This Is Us, his full, tousled head of hair balances experience and youthfulness.
(Too) Long: David Beckham
Perfect If: Your midlife crisis led you to found a grunge-revival band.
The Brit is growing his blond locks out into a grungy ’do that has echoes of Kurt Cobain.
(Too) Colourful: Jaden Smith
Perfect If: You missed out on rave culture and feel like experimenting.
On Netflix’s Neo Yokio, he voices a demon slayer with pink hair. It seems he’s intent on life imitating art.