Sharp List: Areaware Timber Bottle Axe
Sorry to break it to you, but it isn’t manly or funny or even remotely impressive that you can crack open a cold one using nothing but your teeth. Really, at your age, it’s just kind of sad.
Instead, get your paws on this axe-shaped stainless steel opener from Areaware. It’s fetching, functional and will keep your molars well out of harm’s way.