How I Feel This Week Went
So, I took a girl on a first date to watch the election and, hoo-boy, that was awful. “This is the worst date I’ve ever been on,” I said sometime between Florida going red and Wolf Blitzer announcing Clinton trailed in Pennsylvania. She nodded, sullenly, before we started on about whatever backpacking trips we’d been on.
From: Sploid
Then Trump, his tie dangling out over his crotch, went to the White House, and the KKK paraded through North Carolina, and swastikas were spray-painted in New York, and Leonard Cohen said “Screw this, I’m out of here.”
So, here, this is how I feel this week went. A stupid mall Santa parachuting out of the sky, crashing into a stupid parked hatchback. Like, what?
