So, Father’s Day is around the corner. “But wait, wasn’t it just Mother’s Day?” you say. “I haven’t even had time to buy a gift amid my busy schedule of drinking good scotch and hobnobbing and refreshing my browser to see if Drake’s responded to Pusha-T yet!”
Well, if you didn’t get a chance to grab pops one of the items on our Father’s Day gift guide proper, not to worry — 24-hour shipping is a thing. (Hello, it’s 2018.) And, because we care, we’ve scoured the Interwebs for all the best Father’s Day gifts, for every kind of dad, that you can get to your doorstep right quick. So please, for the love of God, put down the glue and macaroni…
For the tech dad:
Google Home Max
If your old man still doesn’t own a smart speaker, hook the guy up already. Google Home Max comes equipped with smart sound that automatically adjusts to match the acoustics of the room, and it connects to Google Play Music, Spotify or TuneIn. So Dad can rock out to some Led Zeppelin, then ask Google how to heal his pulled back.
$399, BUY NOW AT BEST BUY
This thing is for the tech dad who’s also the forgetful dad. Small enough to loop onto his keychain or anything else he usually misplaces. All he’s gotta do is ring up his tile mate and voilà!
$24, BUY NOW AT AMAZON
Kindle’s newest Paperwhite now comes with higher resolution and a new exclusive font for faster reading and less eyestrain, so dad can read comfortably, maybe even without reading spectacles!
$119, BUY NOW AT AMAZON
Fire TV comes with 4K Ultra HD and Alexa Voice Remote, with access to 500,000+ movies and TV episodes from popular apps and channels. Finally, you’ll be able to shoot the shit with your dad about Westworld. Just don’t even think about touching his remote.
$49, BUY NOW AT AMAZON
For the kitchen dad:
Bodum Brazil French Press
This’ll have dad acting like a coffee-snob after one use. The French press brews eight cups of delicious coffee in just four minutes. No paper filters allows for more flavour to start his day.
$21, BUY NOW AT AMAZON
Hamilton-Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker
This bad boy from Hamilton-Beach is for dads who love a good, hearty breakfast. This sandwich maker makes two sandwiches in under five minutes. No more excuses to miss the most important meal of the day!
$42, BUY NOW AT AMAZON
ThermoPro Digital Meat Thermometer
ThermoPro’s thermometer is perfect for dad’s grill, oven, or smoker. It has programmable alert with preset temperatures, so he can cook the perfect steak — medium-rare, of course.
$26, BUY NOW AT AMAZON
NutriBullet Pro 900
This 9-piece, high-speed blender comes with a recipe book and is ideal for the dad on an American Beauty-esque health kick. He can make delicious superfood smoothies or hearty soups with a quick and easy clean up.
$102, BUY NOW AT AMAZON
For the outdoors-y dad:
Jinshiweiqi Hiking Backpack
This waterproof hiking backpack is ideal for travel, fishing, cycling, skiing, climbing, camping, and mountaineering. Whatever dad’s trip is, he’ll be using this bag all summer long.
$41, BUY NOW AT AMAZON
Pacearth Double Camping Hammock
This double camping hammock with tree straps from PACEARTH is and will give pops a place to relax after building the fire —with his own bare hands, like they did it back in his day.
$32, BUY NOW AT AMAZON
Spitzer R5 Remote Control Golf Trolley
This digital remote control golf trolley is dad’s new caddie, with various speed controls and a battery that lasts for 36 holes. Eat your heart out, Joe LaCava.
Ember Temperature Control Travel Mug
This mug will keep papi’s coffee at the perfect temperature when he’s on the go. Ember also comes with an app allowing him to remotely change the temperature and create presets.
$149, BUY NOW AT AMAZON
For the SHARP dad:
Bulova Stainless Steel Precisionist Chronograph
This handsome Bulova timepiece features 12-hour chronograph function and accuracy to 10 seconds a year. Every time your father checks the time, he’ll remember you’re his favourite child.
$458, BUY NOW AT AMAZON
Tech Swiss 10 Watch Box
Maybe dad has a watch collection so majestic that adding to it is too intimidating a task. So, rather than buying him a new timepiece, this watch box, featuring a cherry wood finish, is the perfect way for him to put that flawless collection on display.
$53, BUY NOW AT AMAZON
Jack Black The Defensive Line Anti-Aging Triple Play
This set will help your dad keep that youthful glow. With a protein booster skin serum, eye repair, and power peel, he’ll be looking younger than you! Come on, pretend it’s true.
$155, BUY NOW AT AMAZON
Philips Norelco Beard Trimmer Series 7200
This thing will keep dad clean-shaven with less mess. Its trimmer technology effectively lifts and guides hair for more efficiency, so dad can catch a few extra z’s in the morning. And you know how he gets when he hasn’t had enough sleep.