They hate us because they ain’t us. Well, that’s what Tom Brady would have you believe. But then again, Brady won’t let himself consume cheese or coffee, so we don’t exactly trust him.
It boils down to this: coach Bill Belichick, who has coached more playoff games than any bench boss, is an all-time great. So, too, is Brady, who seemingly breaks NFL records by the minute. The Pats have won virtually every division title since 2001. They’ve arguably won dirty, with two “gates” to their name: the infamous deflategate and the less-famed spygate. Brady also sports a MAGA cap. And did we mention he doesn’t drink coffee?