It’s over. Put down your makeup brushes. Stop searching for the right frilly shirt for your Prince tribute. And, for the love of God, burn your Ken Bone costume. None of it matters anymore, because this guy has been gliding through the streets of New York City wearing the best costume of the year.
Wearing nothing but shorts, dope silver kicks, a surfboard on wheels, and roughly 27 pounds of makeup, this Marvel junkie managed to make New Yorkers stop in their tracks, inspired several call-outs of “YAAAS,” and even forced a cop to use his phone while driving (we see you!).
Take a look at the video below and start planning out your costume for next October. We’ll chalk this year up as a wash.