Commemorate NHL ’94 With These Super Pixelated Hockey Sweaters
Anyone with half a frontal lobe will tell you NHL ’94 is the greatest hockey game video game of all time. (Eat it, NHLPA ’93 apologists.) The one-timers, the glass breaking, the derp-prone goalies, the cheap skate-the-puck-into-the-corner-then-cut-to-the-net scoring trick — there was no better way to spend a pizza party with your prepubescent pals in the mid-’90s.
So, we’re chuffed Black and Tan Sports, a custom jersey designer, has decided to commemorate the iconic game with these celly-worthy, nostalgia-jacked hockey sweaters featuring the era’s top players and their very 2D, very pixelated sprites. Just look at these beauties, bud!
Here’s Sergei Federov (remember him?!):
Greatest jerseys ever are here! NHL94 Detroit white! Custom order for a beauty of a customer! As always, custom orders are available (any player, team, color!) Goalies and Fighters available too!! 💯🚨 . . . #hockeyjerseys #hockey #jersey #custom #customjersey #nhl94 #nhl95 #sega #segagenesis #supernintendo #nintendo #redwings #fedorov #vintage #nostalgia #ice #icehockey #rollerhockey #blackandtansports #chicagohockeyA photo posted by Black And Tan Sports (@blackandtansports) on
Jeremy Roenick (who, incidentally, hates talking about NHL ’94):
Greatest jerseys ever are here! NHL94 Chicago white! I have a few #27 Chicago jerseys in stock honoring the greatest video game skater of all time, Jeremy Roenick! And as always, custom orders are available (any player, team, color!) Goalies and Fighters available too!! 💯🚨 . . . #hockeyjerseys #hockey #jersey #custom #customjersey #nhl94 #nhl95 #sega #segagenesis #supernintendo #nintendo #blackhawks #roenick #vintage #nostalgia #ice #icehockey #rollerhockey #blackandtansports #chicagohockey A photo posted by Black And Tan Sports (@blackandtansports) on
Scott Stevens:
NHL94 Scott Stevens Devils! Custom order for a customer! Any player, team, color available. Goalies and Fighters available too!! 💯🚨 . . . #hockeyjerseys #hockey #jersey #custom #customjersey #nhl94 #nhl95 #sega #segagenesis #supernintendo #nintendo #devils #newjersey #newjerseydevils #scottstevens #vintage #nostalgia #ice #icehockey #rollerhockey #blackandtansports #chicagohockeyA photo posted by Black And Tan Sports (@blackandtansports) on
Eric Lindros (NHL ’94 was the first game to have him in it, which, somehow, was a big deal at the time):
NHL94 Eric Lindros Flyers! Custom order for a team! Any player, team, color available. Goalies and Fighters available too!! This is fun!! 💯🚨 . . . #hockeyjerseys #hockey #jersey #custom #customjersey #nhl94 #nhl95 #sega #segagenesis #supernintendo #nintendo #newjersey # #vintage #nostalgia #ice #icehockey #rollerhockey #blackandtansports #chicagohockey #flyers #philadelphia #philly #philadelphiaflyers #ericlindrosA photo posted by Black And Tan Sports (@blackandtansports) on
Mike Vernon:
NHL94 Mike Vernon Detroit jersey. He’s ready to stop some pucks! 💯🚨 . . . #hockeyjerseys #hockey #jersey #custom #customjersey #nhl94 #nhl95 #sega #segagenesis #supernintendo #nintendo #newjersey # #vintage #nostalgia #ice #icehockey #rollerhockey #blackandtansports #chicagohockey #detroit #redwings #detroitredwings #mikevernonA photo posted by Black And Tan Sports (@blackandtansports) on
What’s more, you can also custom order any player, team, or colour. You know you want an NHL ’94-ized Phil Kessel Leafs jersey so you can commemorate this great moment in sports history:
Get yourself one of these bad boys, then rock out in your living room to that impossibly badass NHL ’94 theme song (as if you don’t already do that.)
(Right? I can’t be the only one who does that…)