Commemorate NHL ’94 With These Super Pixelated Hockey Sweaters

Anyone with half a frontal lobe will tell you NHL ’94 is the greatest hockey game video game of all time. (Eat it, NHLPA ’93 apologists.) The one-timers, the glass breaking, the derp-prone goalies, the cheap skate-the-puck-into-the-corner-then-cut-to-the-net scoring trick — there was no better way to spend a pizza party with your prepubescent pals in the mid-’90s.

So, we’re chuffed Black and Tan Sports, a custom jersey designer, has decided to commemorate the iconic game with these celly-worthy, nostalgia-jacked hockey sweaters featuring the era’s top players and their very 2D, very pixelated sprites. Just look at these beauties, bud!

Here’s Sergei Federov (remember him?!):

Jeremy Roenick (who, incidentally, hates talking about NHL ’94):

Scott Stevens:

Eric Lindros (NHL ’94 was the first game to have him in it, which, somehow, was a big deal at the time):

Mike Vernon:

What’s more, you can also custom order any player, team, or colour. You know you want an NHL ’94-ized Phil Kessel Leafs jersey so you can commemorate this great moment in sports history:

Get yourself one of these bad boys, then rock out in your living room to that impossibly badass NHL ’94 theme song (as if you don’t already do that.)

(Right? I can’t be the only one who does that…)